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Frequently asked questions
We're proudly pitched up in the South East, but our trusty old motor is always fueled up and ready for a bit of a wander! We regularly bring our live tribute show across London, the Home Counties, and thousands of towns nationwide. We’ve recently been spotted rocking the joints down in Southampton, Guildford, and Maidstone—but truth be told, we’ll gladly pack up our gear and travel anywhere we’re wanted for a proper old-school singalong!
We like to keep things completely transparent, no hidden nasties here! Our standard rates generally start from a very friendly £390, which includes our full live piano, bass, and drums lineup, and our own PA equipment.Now you may score a discount (Like winning the lottery) 📅 Mid-Week Malarkey: If your event is on a Monday through Thursday, it’s much easier for us to squeeze in.
🍻 Regular Bookings: If you're a pub or venue looking to book us for a regular slot throughout the year, we'll try and sort you out a proper loyalty rate.
📍 Right Place, Right Time: If we’re already gigging near your neck of the woods on the same weekend, we can save heavily on petrol and pass those savings straight to you!Because every single event is a bit different, the final quote behaves a bit like a taxi meter depending on a few things: The things that are going to push the costs up.....📍 The Journey: How many miles we have to clock up in the van.
📅 The Date & Venue: A Sunday afternoon pub gig in Bournemouth is a much easier shift than a massive Saturday night wedding layout in Essex (which can easily run to £1,000 or more if we need a place to lay our heads for the night!).
The main extra cost is just travel and accommodation, but we always promise to do our absolute utmost to keep the bill as low as possible. Give our lovely Vicky a shout via our booking form today for a quick, friendly, and honest quote!
Generally we bring the whole kit and caboodle with us! All of our live instruments are fully provided unless we specifically tell you otherwise. That includes our gorgeous upright piano which takes a proper hiding every single night to get that authentic Rockney sound.When it comes to the noise, we supply our own small PA sound system for pubs, clubs, and smaller private venues. However, if you're booking us for a massive large-scale concert, outdoor festival, or theatre layout, we usually expect the venue's sound engineers to provide the big main PA rigs.Need to brighten up the place? We can happily bring along our own stage lighting gear if required, just make sure to give our lovely Vicky a heads-up when you first make your booking so we can pack the extra boxes into the van!
We don't mind if you're a proper virtuoso or just having a go, as long as you know the numbers and we've agreed it beforehand. Sorry but you won’t get to play our instruments — you'll need your own. As much as we’d love to share, if anything gets a bit broken or knocked out of tune, we’re properly stuck for the next gig! So bring your own kit along, and we’ll happily jam together.Fair warning though: If you start making more damage than good, and the crowd turns on ya, you’ll get the old heave-ho mid-song! Keep it sweet, keep it in time, and come have a quick chat with the lads before we go on so we know what number you want to jam on!
Yes, in theory, as long as it works with a live piano, bass, and drums lineup! There might be a separate charge if it's a tricky number that takes a time to crack, requires learning a mountain of lyrics, or needs a dedicated band rehearsal session in the studio.Pretty much anyfin is possible to get the crowd bouncing, but we do have one golden rule: we’ve gotta actually like the song! We won't sacrifice ourselves and play something we hate just to tick a box. If our hearts aren't in it, it won't sound right anyway. So let us know well in advance, but remember, you definitely ain't gettin' a Rhapsody with zero warning! Give our lovely Vicky a shout with your request well before the gig and we'll see what we can do
At the start of the night and everyone is sober, it’s a fiercely debated topic. In reality, the best looking thing on that stage is the shiny Premier drum kit. by the end of the night, after the crowd has had a few lagers and is screaming along to "Sideboard Song," we all start looking like Hollywood movie stars.
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